Too much verb tenses

- Have you ever loved someone?

- No.

- And did you ever dream you could?

- No.

- Let's talk about now. Do you love someone?

- No. I wouldn't call this 'love'.

- Hmm... - upset. - Will you love someone someday?

- No.

- Aren't you going to let yourself have feelings?

- No. I've already had.

- Can you stop saying 'no'?

- Maybe.

- That's better. Ok. I'll be honest. If it was me, I would answer 'yes' for everything. But you're different. And I... I love you anyway. Now, the last question: would you change something about me?

-Yes. - surprising her.

- What?

- Your last name.